My Strange Arrest, Desperate Housewife (#306)

S3 E1 • 19m • HDU

A man dressed as a chicken is claiming to be tripping on mushrooms and a woman attempts to use a police car as her taxi to the bar.

S3 E2 • 19m • HDU

An allegedly intoxicated woman suggests cops lock her up and an uncle enters the wrestling ring to defend his nephew's honour.

S3 E3 • 19m • HDU

A naked man shows up unexpectedly on a homeowner's doorstep and a jeweller locks a woman in a vault to wait for police to arrive.

S3 E4 • 19m • HDU

A woman poops in the middle of the road during a traffic stop and a fugitive gets stuck in a chimney while hiding from police.

S3 E5 • 19m • HDU

In Vegas, a man gets naked on top of a poker table, a mum fires multiple rounds at a police station and a citizen dressed as a poop emoji protests in court.

S3 E6 • 19m • HDU

Police find a raccoon with a meth pipe in a woman's car; a man is arrested while paying his taxes and a landscaper drives a tractor into a cop car.

S3 E7 • 19m • HDU

Two women are arrested for allegedly stealing 17 baseball bats and a reality show star is arrested for DUI.

S3 E8 • 19m • HDU

A waitress gets flirtatious with deputies and a shopper refuses to leave a store until she gets a price reduction.