Victoria and her friend Lill explore the delights and torments of a stay at a fashionable health farm.

Victoria accompanies her friend Lorraine when she is invited to appear on an asinine daytime TV chat show hosted by the monstrous Pam.

Victoria encounters a succession of unlikely characters while waiting for a delayed package holiday flight to Alicante.

Victoria and her friend Jackie go on a backpacking trip in remote moorland, where they attempt to take refuge in the youth hostel from hell.

Victoria's friend Jane takes her along to a society Christmas party, where she learns she's been asked as a novelty, along with a miner, a pop star and a dour Yorkshire playwright.