Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with his underachieving son, Jake, and divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt. Schmidt moves in with the Harpers and offers to buy the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie, who owned the house and had lived there with Alan and Jake when the father and son moved in following Alan's divorce. Alan's ex-wife and Jake's mother, Judith, remains a part of their lives. Also featured in the series are Alan's mother, Evelyn, and sharp-tongued housekeeper Berta.
CastJon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher

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The Ol' Mexican Spinach
S12 E1 • 20m • HD15

In the twelfth and final season premiere, Walden (ASHTON KUTCHER) decides to reprioritise his life with Alan's (JON CRYER) help, following a Halloween health scare.

A Chic Bar in Ibiza
S12 E2 • 20m • HD15

When Walden asks Alan to sign a pre-nuptial agreement, Alan gets offended and has second thoughts about getting married. MICHAEL BOLTON returns as himself.

Glamping in a Yurt
S12 E3 • 20m • HD15

Walden and Alan have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Meanwhile, Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.

Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
S12 E4 • 20m • HD12

Walden and Alan meet a birth mother who's considering them to adopt her baby. MAGGIE LAWSON guest stars as a social worker helping Walden and Alan adopt a child.

Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
S12 E5 • 20m • HD12

Walden decides to foster a six-year-old boy, but begins to doubt himself when they don't bond like he expected. EDAN ALEXANDER joins the cast as Louis, the foster child.

Alan Shot a Little Girl
S12 E6 • 20m • HDPG

When Alan realises that Louis thinks he's cool, he starts breaking Walden's rules in order to stay that way. Series star Jon Cryer directs.

Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
S12 E7 • 20m • HD12

Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Meanwhile, Alan joins the moms for a girls night out.

Family, Bublé, Deep-fried Turkey
S12 E8 • 20m • HD15

Walden and Alan are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real. MELANIE LYNSKEY returns as Walden's stalker, Rose.

Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
S12 E9 • 20m • HD15

Walden discovers how challenging it is to be with women with Louis in the house. Also, Herb (RYAN STILES) asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey (COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH).

Here I Come, Pants!
S12 E10 • 20m • HD15

Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker, Ms McMartin, discovers that he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

For Whom the Booty Calls
S12 E11 • 20m • HD15

Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
S12 E12 • 20m • HD15

When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it might affect Louis's adoption.

Boompa Loved His Hookers
S12 E13 • 20m • HD15

Walden fears that if he breaks up with Ms McMartin, it will jeopardise his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
S12 E14 • 19m • HD15

After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but Alan's selfish & impractical choice puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.

Of Course He's Dead - Part One
S12 E15 • 17m • HD15

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he? Find out in the special one-hour series finale. Surprise guest stars appear in the conclusion of the successful comedy's twelfth and final season.

Of Course He's Dead - Part Two
S12 E16 • 20m • HD15

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he? Find out in the special one-hour series finale. Surprise guest stars appear in the conclusion of the successful comedy's twelfth and final season.

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  • About this series
  • Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with his underachieving son, Jake, and divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt. Schmidt moves in with the Harpers and offers to buy the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie, who owned the house and had lived there with Alan and Jake when the father and son moved in following Alan's divorce. Alan's ex-wife and Jake's mother, Judith, remains a part of their lives. Also featured in the series are Alan's mother, Evelyn, and sharp-tongued housekeeper Berta.
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  • CastJon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher
  • GenreComedy
  • Seasons12
  • StudioHBOMax

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