Clone High, Cyranos: A Portmant-opus

After returning from summer break, the students of Clone High become acquainted with their new science teacher, Professor Hirsute. Meanwhile, a newly friendless Joan receives an invite from the only club that will take her as a member.

Decades after his shameful exit from competitive snorkeling, Scudworth finds a protégé in Frida; she must choose between two futures. Then, the Bleacher Creatures' diabolical plan to infiltrate the cheer team threatens Harriet's college dreams.

While Scudworth develops a plan to convert Clone High into a religious school, JFK seeks absolution for his philandering lifestyle from the Prayer Pals. Plagued with guilt post-tryst with Toussaint, Harriet turns to Joan -- and the Lord -- for advice.

When Scudworth names Joan principal for the day, she tries to win her former friends back with an exclusive in-school soiree ... that soon gets out of hand.

On Valentine's Day, Confucius and Joan pretend to be a couple to make Harriet jealous. Meanwhile, Abe fields dating advice from JFK, and Scudworth faces off with an old nemesis.

It's Clone High Ski Week, and Confucius and Joan find themselves harboring an awkward secret that threatens the precarious state of Avalanche Mountain. After getting a spicy text, Abe squares off with Born-Again-Virgin JFK. Cleo reconsiders her future.

Tasked with creating a new batch of clones, Scudworth and Mr B realise they may be past their gravedigging prime. Then, Joan leads the charge to stop an illicit cemetery rendezvous before Abe loses everything ... except his virginity.

After Scudworth imposes mandatory Parent-Principal Conferences on the student body, Confucius enlists his feuding friends to fill in for his absentee foster parents. To win over Frida's dad, Harriet helps give Cleo an epic make-under.

After noticing Scudworth's stranger-than-usual behaviour, the clones uncover a tale of rival theme parks, romance and revenge ... all within the pages of his diary.

Joan, Abe, and the rest of the gang find themselves saddled with summer jobs at the theme park of Scudworth's childhood dreams. Meanwhile, Candide's plan to wipe Cloney Island off the map threatens the future of Clone High.