Only Fools and Horses, The Longest Night

Del never lets an opportunity to make a quick buck pass him by. A heavily pregnant German au pair wants to get her prospective baby adopted. Del smells money!

Del springs into action, alerting the world's media, when the statue of the Virgin Mary at his local church begins to weep real holy tears - open yer wallets!

The hapless Trotters are accused of shoplifting when they lose their receipts. Then in the manager's office, they become entangled in an armed siege. Not cushty!

As the brothers fancy the same girl, Del resorts to dirty tricks when Rodders falls asleep under a sun lamp. So Rodney volunteers Del for a spot of hang-gliding.

When Rodney is given a grant to make a community film, Del sees a chance for lining his own pockets by videoing weddings, and making a blue movie called Night Nurse.

Del is offered a 'real big earner' when his ex-partner asks him to front his new business in Australia - but are family ties too strong to go?