Ted, Ejectile Dysfunction

S1 E1 • 21m • 4K UHDHD15

When Matty makes Ted go to school with John, Ted immediately decides to get expelled. Contains adult themes.

S1 E2 • 28m • 4K UHDHD15

Matty kicks Blaire out after finding out about her drug business, so the boys try to help her out. Contains adult themes.

S1 E3 • 37m • 4K UHDHD15

Ted and John's plan to exact revenge on the school bully inadvertently puts them in a parental role. Contains adult themes.

S1 E4 • 35m • 4K UHDHD15

Ted and John go to extraordinary lengths so that they can watch their first adult film. Contains adult themes.

S1 E5 • 35m • 4K UHDHD15

Ted's Halloween plans with John are ruined when Blaire forces him to be her designated driver. Contains adult themes.

S1 E6 • 32m • 4K UHDHD15

Blaire asks Matty and Susan to be their marriage therapist. Meanwhile, Susan pursues a past career. Contains adult themes.

S1 E7 • 42m • 4K UHDHD15

Matty's unorthodox Christmas wish is granted, completely flipping the Bennett family dynamic on its head. Contains adult themes.

S1 E8 • 41m • 4K UHDHD15

As the school year ends, Ted plots to help John lose his virginity. Contains adult themes.