Toast of London, Beauty Calls

While on the chat show Lorraine, Steven tells a tale that could topple the US government and destroy the entire world, while Jane tries to evade the men in black.

When Ed dates former beauty queen Penvelope, Steven starts seeing her friend, Clancy Moped. But their romance is jeopardised when the men are asked to judge a beauty contest.

Steven is unimpressed to hear his agent is meeting Mad Men star Jon Hamm, and things come to a head when he visits his dying father to find out who will inherit his fortune.

Persuaded by Jane, Steven takes part in a Royal Variety Performance hosted by Bob Monkhouse, while Scramble Studio's Danny Bear prepares for a life-changing operation.

Things begin to look up when Sacker is cast alongside Steven in a West End play, while Toast dates Varrity Map and has to deal with the 'even worse' twin brother of his nemesis.

When Steven begs Jane to get him in at the Globe Theatre, he is unimpressed with the director, and gets his fingers burnt as he tries to become an actor.