Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men

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Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with his underachieving son, Jake, and divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt. Schmidt moves in with the Harpers and offers to buy the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie, who owned the house and had lived there with Alan and Jake when the father and son moved in following Alan's divorce. Alan's ex-wife and Jake's mother, Judith, remains a part of their lives. Also featured in the series are Alan's mother, Evelyn, and sharp-tongued housekeeper Berta.
CastJon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher
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Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
S5 E1 • 19m • HD12

Charlie & Alan try to prepare Jake for junior high.

Media Room Slash Dungeon
S5 E2 • 21m • HD15

Janeane Garofalo guest stars as Alan's date.

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
S5 E3 • 20m • HD12

Alan introduces Charlie to a sophisticated, intelligent judge.

City of Great Racks
S5 E4 • 21m • HD12

In the 100th episode, Charlie sees Rose's face everywhere.

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
S5 E5 • 21m • HD12

Charlie finds creative ways to entertain his girlfriend's son.

Help Daddy Find His Toenail
S5 E6 • 20m • HD12

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him.

Our Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room
S5 E7 • 20m • HD12

Charlie and Alan argue over Alan's place in the house.

Is There a Mrs Waffles?
S5 E8 • 19m • HD12

Charlie finds success as a children's singing star.

Tight's Good
S5 E9 • 20m • HD12

Charlie fights his attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister.

Kinda Like Necrophilia
S5 E10 • 21m • HD12

Alan discovers Charlie stole his high school girlfriend.

Meander to Your Dander
S5 E11 • 21m • HD15

Charlie coaches Alan in the art of breaking up with a woman.

A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
S5 E12 • 21m • HD12

Rose returns to take strange care of a very sick Charlie.

The Soil Is Moist
S5 E13 • 19m • HD15

Alan dates his ex-wife's friend. Ryan Stiles guest stars.

Winky-Dink Time
S5 E14 • 21m • HD12

Charlie and Jake double date; Alan is set up with a hooker.

Rough Night in Hump Junction
S5 E15 • 20m • HD12

Alan worries Charlie's womanising is out of control.

Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
S5 E16 • 21m • HD12

ROBERT WAGNER and JENNY McCARTHY guest star.

Fish in a Drawer
S5 E17 • 20m • HD15

A CSI team investigates a puzzling death at Charlie's house.

If My Hole Could Talk
S5 E18 • 20m • HDPG

Charlie is attracted to an older woman (SUSAN BLAKELY).

Waiting for the Right Snapper
S5 E19 • 21m • HD15

SUSAN BLAKELY and JANE LYNCH guest star.

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  • About this series
  • Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with his underachieving son, Jake, and divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt. Schmidt moves in with the Harpers and offers to buy the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie, who owned the house and had lived there with Alan and Jake when the father and son moved in following Alan's divorce. Alan's ex-wife and Jake's mother, Judith, remains a part of their lives. Also featured in the series are Alan's mother, Evelyn, and sharp-tongued housekeeper Berta.
  • PGHD
  • Ratings
    65%66%
  • CastJon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher
  • GenreComedy
  • Seasons12
  • ChannelHBOMax

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