Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List

Out of the gate, Kathy tries to turn things around with a celebrity auction on eBay. She'll raise money for charity and get some much needed publicity. The item? Spend a weekend with Kathy at her house. Only a D-Lister would offer the guest room to a stranger.

Kathy pulls out all the stops to show him a good time Hollywood-style. Meanwhile she gets an opportunity to entertain the troops in Iraq and she jumps at the chance in spite of her parents' opposition. As always, Matt is firmly by her side.

Despite obsessing over her material, Kathy isn't nearly as big of a hit as Michael. Nevertheless, she meets a lot of soldiers who are thrilled that she has come so far to make them laugh.

To impress her niece, Kathy arranges for Laguna Beach heartthrob Talan to come over for a visit. Of course, Kathy regrets the whole thing once she meets the hung-over womanizer. When the kids finally leave town she realizes that Iraq was much easier.

Besides wanting a dog that doesn't ruin custom made furniture, there is a new reason to train these dogs, and quick. So, with time running out, her dog trainer suggests a new approach. Kathy should dress up as a rat to scare the dog into obedient submission.

Kathy's Vegas fun continue when she hooks up with A-list fan, Olympic skater Johnny Weir. He's adorable, he's androgynous, and he teaches Kathy to skate. The work of a D-lister is never done, as Kathy heads to Chicago to judge a cooking event sponsored by a random political group (hello D-List!)