Regular Show, Prankless

Mordecai and Rigby are slacking off again, this time with a stick hockey table. Benson finds out and makes a deal with the two if they finish all their work, they can play stick hockey. However, Benson goes against his word and sells the stick hockey table to a thrift store, who sells it to a pawn shop. Mordecai and Rigby set out to retrieve the stick hockey table, and end up in a stick hockey tournament. Benson feels guilty about lying, so he goes over to the tournament, where he finds a beat-up Mordecai and Rigby. Benson comes out to face an old rival named Chong who had killed his friend (another gumball machine). It's up to Benson to avenge his friend and save Mordecai and Rigby from Chong.

Mordecai and Rigby are playing a video game, and they make a bet that the person who loses has to style their hair like their video game character. However, Rigby feigns a stomachache and asks Mordecai to get him some water. During this time, Rigby cheats and disconnects Mordecai's controller, causing him to lose.

While bowling with Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson, Skips strikes many times in bowling, causing their team, the "Park Strikers", to go to the championship. In the finals, they play against a team called the "Magical Elements", which consists of foes from past episodes, Death, Gary, a Guardian of Eternal Youth, and a wizard. However, Death tells Skips that if he plays in the tournament finals, then he will tell everyone a secret which Skips has held for a long time.

Mordecai and Rigby discover an old Victorian doll named Percy that Pops has not played with or seen since he was a child. They try to convince Pops to throw it out, but when he does, Percy returns. / Muscle Man and High Five Ghost want to crash an old RV into their crash pit, as they have done in the past with another wrecked car, but as soon as they get in, an 1980s death metal band's spirits haunt the RV.

Mordecai and Rigby are planning a camping trip, when Margaret tells them that she has never been out camping before. Mordecai and Rigby invite her and Eileen to come along, and they go up into the mountains to their secret camping spot, which is marked off as RESTRICTED.

During a game of Hoop Jams 5000, Mordecai is asked by Margaret to make her a website. However, Muscle Man and High Five Ghost have booked the computer for a day, even though they are not using it and are instead playing basketball. This angers Mordecai and Rigby so much that they challenge Muscle Man and High Five Ghost to a basketball duel.

Mordecai and Rigby beat Muscle Man and High-Five Ghost in a cart race, and pick up some girls who have some flat tires. However, they soon destroy the car, so Benson punishes them by taking away their cart privileges and forcing them to ride kiddie bikes. Angered at the "uncoolness" of the bikes, Mordecai protests the decision due to them taking away their "cool appeal".

Mordecai and Rigby are tired of Benson's new rules for the house, such as the one which does not allow them to play video games, so they try to find places to stay for the night but don't find any places, until they find a hobo who lives in a box filled with trash, which is the portal to a world where rules no longer exist.

One day at the snack bar, Alpha Dog, Demel-ishun, Blitz Comet, and the CrewCrew have been challenging people to rap battles, with all of them losing, including one nicknamed Big Trouble (Tyler, The Creator). Pops shows up and tries to beat them with poetry, but he gets humiliated. Angered, Pops challenges them to a rap duel.

After watching a movie trailer, Mordecai and Rigby believe that a cool car can get you girls, and agrees. Margaret and Eileen come and see the trailer, disgusted by their actions, and bet them that if they can get a girl's phone number by "cruising", Margaret would get them a free dinner, but if they lost, Mordecai would have to buy Margaret, Eileen and their fake boyfriends dinner.

Mordecai and Rigby are assigned by Benson to clean up the graffiti that was spray-painted on the walls.

Mordecai and Rigby are trying to help Benson fix a street light, but start fighting and Benson falls off the ladder and gets knocked unconscious. They put sunglasses on Benson attempt to take him home so they won't get in trouble for knocking him out, nearly getting busted by a persistent Muscle Man who wants to thank Benson for helping him with a date.

Benson treats the gang a lunch at a Chinese restaurant in honor of celebrating Benson's streak of good luck. Everyone enjoys their time, except for Rigby because of his bad luck. When the fortune cookies arrive, Benson is absent from the table and Rigby opens his cookie only to realize that it says "bad luck is coming your way".

Frustrated at the many times Benson has ruined Pops' fun by yelling at Mordecai and Rigby, Pops asks Benson to stop yelling at them ever again or he will be fired. The first time Benson yells, Pops warns him to stop. After doing so again, Pops writes Benson up and presents the demotion to his father. Pops then tells Benson that if he yells again, he'll be fired.

As Skips continues to help everyone with problems relating to broken supplies, Mordecai and Rigby are attempting to print something, but encounter error # 219. They ask Skips if he can fix it, but when he says no and leaves the room depressed (because they called someone to fix the computer and Skips has no idea how computers work), he goes to a library to figure out how to fix computers. After this, he returns to the park only to find out that the problem had become an error # 220.

Mordecai and Rigby are watching an action TV show when Benson tells to get back to work. But before they turn off the TV Mordecai and Rigby view a commercial for a promotion at a local Breakfast joint. If one person eats an entire twelve egg omelet in under an hour, they will win a Trucker style hat with the words "I'm Eggcellent" on it.

Muscle Man invites his coworkers to celebrate the five years he has been at the park by going to "Fry-It-Up" (a local restaurant), but they are unable to attend due to previous engagements. (Mordecai and Rigby have dates with Margaret and Eileen, Skips, Pops, and Benson have to go lawn bowling, and High-Five Ghost has to go to his brother, Low-five Ghost's police academy graduation).

After seeing a commercial for a tournament with the grand prize of a prototype video game controller called "The Maximum Glove", Mordecai and Rigby decide to partner up and win it. However, a quarrel ensues when Rigby finds out that Mordecai had picked Skips to be his partner instead due to him having a stronger ability at playing video games.

Mordecai and Rigby announce to the others that there will be a food truck coming to the park selling the best burgers in the world, which are called "Ulti-Meatums". Just when the two are ready to buy their burgers, Benson tells them that they will not be allowed to buy Ulti-Meatums until they finish all of their jobs.

After waking up from a pizza party thrown by Mordecai and Rigby the previous night, Mordecai realizes that he and Rigby are late for their meeting with Benson at the paddle boats and clean the mess from the pizza party. After the mess is cleaned up, Mordecai and Rigby see Benson talking to an ostrich named Jeremy and a possum named Chad.

After an outrageous party with Margaret last night, Mordecai is in love with Margaret even more than before. While taking his golf cart out for a spin, Mordecai accidentally butt-dials Margaret and sings a song about his feelings for her on her voicemail. When he finds out about it, he hunts down her phone and tries to delete the message.

After seeing a commercial on TV, Rigby is inspired to change his name to two completely random words. However, the name he chose was "Trash Boat". After Rigby had come back from legally changing his name to Trash Boat, he asks Mordecai what he thinks of it, and he says he would think Rigby is a loser.

While Mordecai and Rigby are playing Alley Fight Dudes, Skips shows up saying he wants to use the coupon Mordecai and Rigby gave him for his birthday , doing his chores , or else the world may end. They end up having difficulties at the last chore: moving Pops' harpsichord, so they call Skips for help.

As Mordecai walks to the coffee shop ready to ask Margaret out to a movie, he looks through the window and sees Margaret with another guy who is in the position of proposal, making Margaret say "yes, dude! yes!" After Mordecai sees this, he locks himself in his room listening to a depressing song.

After doing a round of "extreme carting", Mordecai and Rigby accidentally crash the cart into a tree. Mr. Maellard tells Benson that he has to drive the cart to the dealership or he will be fired. However, the dealership is a day away and the warranty on the cart has one day until expiration.

While seeing Muscle Man continue to build his water slide that he has been working on since six weeks ago, Mordecai and Rigby are fed up and dare him to ride down it as is. Muscle Man accepts the dare, but the support beams give out, making the bottom of the slide collapse, and Muscle Man crashes into his trailer, a tree, and lastly, a car, and dies.

After their lunch break, Mordecai is ready to get back to work, but Rigby wishes to continue slacking off. Mordecai tries to convince him to get back to work, which makes Rigby begin to talk about how he can slack off at any time without Benson firing him.

When Muscle Man's father, Muscle Dad, dies, Benson asks Mordecai and Rigby to go along with Muscle Man to spread the ashes of his father's hat (which reads "World's Greatest Trucker") at the highest point at the Trucker Hall of Fame. While at a truck stop, three truckers tell Mordecai and Rigby that Muscle Man's dad wasn't really a trucker like he told Muscle Man when he was a kid but instead he was a forklift driver.

Sick of getting pranked by Muscle Man, Mordecai and Rigby decide to get even by giving him a fake lottery ticket for his birthday. Muscle Man scratches it and sees that he won one million dollars. Mordecai and Rigby planned on telling Muscle Man that it was a prank until Skips tells them that the last person who pranked Muscle Man with money ended up getting "pranked" back.

It is Margaret's birthday, and she invites Mordecai and Rigby to a party that she had planned on short notice. She tells them it will be at a club called "Box", and they are ready to leave for the party.

As Mordecai and Rigby are riding the cart, they realize that they are late for an employee conference. When they make it to the house, Benson announces that the park has extra money and was able to afford a new, sophisticated German golf cart.

Muscle Man is walking with his girlfriend Starla and she tells him to go to a fancy dinner with her parents so they can take their relationship to the next level. But Muscle Man has a hard time being fancy so he asks Mordecai and Rigby to help give him advice.

The guys try to fix a lock on Margaret's diary before she returns from a trip.

It's movie night and Mordecai, Rigby, Margaret, and Eileen are going through movies when Rigby starts talking about "Death Bear", a bear who killed his trainer in the old park zoo. Rigby dares Mordecai to have his picture taken in Death Bear's cage. He accepts, and the four head into the zoo.

Muscle Man was pranking Mordecai by duct taping his mattress onto the ceiling, when Pops walks into the room, chasing a balloon, making the mattress fall onto Pops sending him to the hospital. Muscle Man vows to never to prank ever again because his prank almost killed Pops and Rigby is relieved that Muscle Man's prank days are over.

The guys must return a video to the rental store.

The gang must win tickets at an arcade to buy expensive fuzzy dice for Pops' birthday.

Mordecai and Margaret finally kiss, but Mordecai is left disappointed after it was cut short by his bad breath, and wants to go back in time to re-do it.

Pops becomes hyperactive after eating the donuts before the morning meeting