Two and a Half Men, That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

Charlie deals with the aftermath of his cancelled wedding.

Charlie finally tells Alan why he broke up with Mia.

Charlie attempts to surf to impress a beautiful girl.

Alan is determined to retain custody of his and Kandi's dog.

Alan is overjoyed that soon he'll no longer owe alimony.

Charlie is attracted to a blonde high-end real estate agent.

Berta seeks vengeance on the man who got her daughter pregnant.

Alan attempts to discover the source of his insomnia.

Charlie's annoyed with Alan for constantly borrowing money.

Charlie must choose between his girlfriend, Lydia, and Berta.

Charlie hosts an unplanned, unwanted holiday party.

Berta discovers that Alan has been secretly dating Naomi.

Jake reveals that he overhears Judith and Herb in bed.

Charlie sets up Alan with their hot new neighbour, Danielle.

Charlie realises that he must face his feelings for Rose.

At a hot new club, Charlie and Alan are considered old.

Evelyn bitterly ignores Charlie and Alan for a few weeks.

Alan realises that Jake is almost grown up.

Judith wants Charlie to stop pursuing Herb's sister, Myra.

Charlie gets a surprise when he admits he truly likes Myra.

Charlie suspects a single father who's gay is attracted to Alan.

Charlie takes Jake to a racetrack. Alan's at a hellish DMV.

Jake finds out that he must attend summer school.

Charlie and Alan must confront their 'daddy issues'.