Nadie Sabe Nada, Episode 23

The first 'Nadie Sabe Nada' of the modern era in which we have a new theme lead. Andreu Buenafuente and Berto Romero are facing a tough challenge to choose the new version. We also have a new location in which to do the shootings.

Do you know what 'ding dong piro' is? In this 'Nadie Sabe Nada' Andreu Buenafuente shows us how to play in the face of (light) opposition of Berto Romero. The programme's lawyers have been put on high alert in case of any consequences.

In this Nadie Sabe Nada we return to the past by rescuing what will end up being essential: the chicken sack. Andreu Buenafuente proclaims himself as textile communicator and Berto Romero tells us about his parallel dreams.

Berto Romero thinks he is a sleepwalker. The mobile phone application that counts his steps shows an amount he is not aware of. Andreu has an age crisis, but not with his own age but with his daughter's.

In this 'Nadie Sabe Nada' we get nearer and nearer to the making of a wallet out of Andreu Buenafuente's testicles with a visit to a leather tanner. Berto Romero discovers the mystery of the night-time step counter.

In 'Nadie Sabe Nada' the throwing-an-olive-stone-as-far-as-possible challenge becomes a reality. In order to make it happen Andreu Buenafuente y Berto Romero face an exceptional rival in Raúl Cimas.

Berto Romero's fears about appearing to have 'boobettes' thanks to oestrogen are assuaged by taking a urine test. In this 'Nadie Sabe Nada', the music of Ancient Rome provides the background to Andreu Buenafuente's vivid anecdotes.

Does a lazy person really need a song with these lyrics? 'Oooh, you lazy man, you smell like a nibbled-to-death horse, your hair is all bristles, like an old scrubbing brush, it's a wonder you're still alive.' We sincerely believe that they don't.

Talking about applause is something that comes up once in a while and on this occasion Andreu Buenafuente and Berto Romero use it to pull out some real nonsense. A flesh and blood person presents them with a game so good that they end up fighting over it.

Do you put 'Nadie Sabe Nada' on to fall asleep to? Some people find it comfortable. How comfortable is a mattress and how many times a year do you have to turn it over? Berto Romero comes up with a new fashion: writing lyrics for national anthems.

Berto Romero invites his friend Andreu Buenafuente to help him turn over the mattress of his double bed. Furthermore, the urine test results to see if Berto has an excess of oestrogen have arrived.

In this 'Nadie Sabe Nada' Pirata comes along in order to play something half-way decent on the 'chicken sack' and Andreu Buenafuente and Berto Romero prepare an advert for cologne.

How is your back? If you need a massage don't go to Andreu Buenafuente or Berto Romero, they see 'touching' where there isn't any. In this 'Nadie Sabe Nada', The Van, the band led by a moustachioed Andreu sing 'Recuerdo perfectamente'.

Andreu Buenafuente has some new glasses... dark ones. Berto sums it up nicely: he looks like an Italian who is liked by those who look too young for their age. Italy is spoken about a lot on this 'Nadie Sabe Nada'.

Being in the audience of 'Nadie Sabe Nada' is okay because laughter is free after all. What isn't okay is how ugly a possum is. No Instagram filter or getting kitted out at 'Gentlemen's' Outfitters' is going to improve matters.

This season 'Nadie Sabe Nada' is going to leave us with shows as weird as this one: attempting to do it outside. Andreu Buenafuente and Berto Romero try to get in their 10.000 steps among the audience, the cameras, the crew...

How to fix a blocked cistern on the set of 'Nadie Sabe Nada'? Simple: get a member of the audience to do it. To play the drums? Simple: get a member of the audience to do it. Andreu Buenafuente and Berto Romero will make some kind of contribution.

The day comes when Andreu Buenafuente and Berto Romero jump right in to talk about a sport about which they know nothing: fencing. Despite this great opening to the show this doesn't stop them ensuring 'Nadie Sabe Nada' ends in an FF (Final Flop).

Berto Smooth Romero is a more laid-back Berto but he's going to find it difficult to keep his cool this week on 'Nadie Sabe Nada': the music in shoeshops is very loud and Andreu Buenafuente points out that his bald patch is showing.

The next stage of 'Operation Wallet' is to speak to a lawyer. Which one? Berto Romero's brother Jose Antonio, who has discovered a legal loophole which will allow Andreu Buenafuente's scrotal sac to be turned into leather.

The 'Nadie Sabe Nada' team make 'The dreams of a cretin come true'; though he didn't go to university, Andreu Buenafuente is going to be in a graduation photo!

After the 'Nobody Knows Anything' of the 10.000 steps now we have the 10.000 strokes. Andreu Buenafuente and Berto Romero have climbed onboard a 'Golondrina' - a Barcelona tourist cruise – only to end up sinking in the port of the city.

Andreu Buenafuente keeps his promise which means we have Berto Romero commenting on his nakedness in this episode. But you won't be shocked: anything offensive has been pixelated out - much to his chagrin.

'Nobody Knows Anything' takes off to the Canary Island of La Palma and we'll see that months after the eruption of the Cumbre Vieja volcano there is still a lot that needs to be done there.

The second 'Nobody Knows Anything' recorded in La Palma, where Andreu Buenafuente and Berto Romero are like the island: fully lit. We also find out what happened on the flight over and see how they switch roles.

Following the trip to La Palma 'Nobody Know Anything' goes back indoors like some plants do. Andreu Buenafuente and Berto Romero do some yoga to relax. They do relax, but they sweat too. And that's not so hygienic in front of a live studio audience.

On 'Nobody Know Anything' our minds are blown when we come across an intelligent toilet. Andreu Buenafuente and Berto Romero also devote a large part of the programme to animal sex. Not between the two of them.

One might think that 'Operation Wallet' had been forgotten in some drawer. But it's still going on. Andreu Buenafuente, Berto Romero and their team of lawyers (José Antonio Romero, that is) make a visit to a doctor to assess the viability of the project.

The final 'Nobody Knows Anything' of the year 2022 ties up another dangling loose end: the song to Hércules the cat. Berto Romero sings to piano that is luckily not being played by Andreu Buenafuente.

The first 'Nobody Knows Anything' of 2023 before the tour of Mexico and Argentina; Andreu Buenafuente and Berto Romero are very nervous. But that won't stop them improvising and conjuring up moments of daft delirium.

Take that! The first 'Nobody Knows Anything' from Mexico City! Andreu Buenafuente, Berto Romero and the entire team land on the other side of the Atlantic, filling the La República Theatre to sing 'Do you guys think it's alright to fight?'.

The second 'Nobody Knows Anything' from Mexico and finally it can be revealed that Andreu Buenafuente and Berto Romero took Mia Font in their hand luggage so that she can meet the person who has been waiting more than two years to see her.

After two shows from Mexico, it's time to fly over to Argentina for a stopover in Buenos Aires. The Picadero Theatre welcomes 'Nobody Knows Anything', where Andreu Buenafuente plays the grand piano until Berto Romero kills the mood.

An episode of 'Nobody Knows Anything' that kicks off with a 'False Start', with Andreu Buenafuente and Berto Romero walking through the 'La Boca' neighbourhood. Nostalgia takes over and Buenafuente confesses that he misses Sílvia Abril.

The third and final 'Nadie Sabe Nada' show from Buenos Aires, and it starts with Andreu Buenafuente and Berto Romero in the city's graveyard. Finally, the most obvious parts of being in Argentina come up: psychologists, insults, and a bit of football.

'Nobody Knows Anything' returns to Barcelona after the trip to Mexican and Argentinian lands. Andreu Buenafuente and Berto Romero are at home again and domestic and family stories control the programme's minutes.

In this episode of 'Nobody Knows Anything' there is a lot of fighting, although only metaphorically. Andreu Buenafuente fights with the 'Hamlet' script and Berto Romero explains his fight with a 'colla gegantera'.

'Nobody Knows Anything' is completely ignorant, but this time Andreu Buenafuente and Berto Romero agree on one great truth: in 2023 the Moiré effect on TV should have been resolved already. Down with Moiré!

'Nobody Knows Anything' is like a room of unplanned births: just when you least expected it, characters and sections pop out... Juan Lúbrico and José Lefa are two of the resulting births.

The last 'Nobody Knows Anything' on HBO Max takes place at a packed Florida Park in Madrid, where Andreu Buenafuente, much to Berto Romero's annoyance, unveils the planned ending mid-programme.