South Park

The Ring: To the amazement of the boys Kenny has a girlfriend, but they must face the might of Disney and its leader to free Kenny from the powers of his libido-squashing purity ring. (S13, E01)

The 'C**n: By day he is Eric Cartman, a fat fourth-grader. By night, he is The C**n, a crime fighting vigilante dressed in a raccoon outfit, desperate for attention. But who is Mysterion? (S13, E02)

Margaritaville: In a riff on the story of Christ, Randy implores the town to stop angering the economy with rash purchases, but a young Jew, Kyle, challenges this orthodox teaching. (S13, E03)

Eat, Pray, Queef: When a new Canadian show called The Queef Sisters starts a 'queefing' craze the men of South Park are disgusted by this new female craze and move to get it banned. (S13, E04)

Fishsticks: Jimmy is angry that Cartman tries to take credit for a joke he created that is now sweeping the nation. But an angry Kanye West just can't get his head around the punch line. (S13, E05)

Pinewood Derby: Randy and Stan somehow discover warp speed, allowing Earth to join the Galactic Federation of Planets, but will an alien gangster and his 'space cash' ruin everything? (S13, E06)

Fatbeard: Cartman hears of all the riches being plundered by the pirates in Somalia, so dons his eye patch and leads a motley crew off to Africa to get in on the act. (S13, E07)

Dead Celebrities: The ghost of Michael Jackson refuses to accept his death, leaving the rest of the recently dead celebrities frustrated in purgatory and poor Ike having ghostly visits! (S13, E08)

Butter's Bottom B***h: Oblivious to his actions, the little innocent Butters starts up 'The Kissing Company', and is soon the most notorious pimp around. Will undercover cops ruin his fun? (S13, E09)

W. T. F.: After seeing their first live WWE wrestling match the boys decide to form their own wrestling federation... and gain a huge redneck following! (S13, E10)

Whale Wh*res: Kyle joins the crew of a reality documentary show who confront Japanese whalers, but finds their tactics leave a lot to be desired for and that war with Japan beckons! (S13, E11)

The F Word: The boys confront a group of obnoxious bikers, but their methods force the townsfolk to redefine the meaning of a rather offensive word. Time to update the English Dictionary! (S13, E12)

Dances With Smurfs: Cartman's vitriol finally gets a platform when he is chosen to be the school's morning announcer, and he unashamedly abuses his position. Power corrupts... (S13, E13)

Pee: High levels of pee in the pool cause a disaster which ruins the day for the boys, Kyle especially. Eric's xenophobia pops up again when he believes himself "the last of his species". (S13, E14)