South Park, Quest for Ratings

Up The Down Steroid: Jimmy is due to take part in the Special Olympics but what dodgy substance is he talked into taking? Cartman fakes being disabled so he can enter and win a $1,000 prize. (S8, E02)

The Passion of the Jew: After seeing 'The Passion of the Christ' a zealous Cartman taunts Kyle. When Stan and Kenny see it, they hate it and harass a crazed Mel Gibson for their money back! (S8, E03)

You Got F'd in the A: The boys get 'served' by some kids from the O.C. so now 'it's on!'. Stan puts together a dance troupe who must compete in the dance-off. Will Randy's moves save them? (S8, E04)

The Jeffersons: A new family arrive in South Park with a little boy called Blanket, a fairground in the garden and a dad with a penchant for singing and cosmetic surgery. Guess who? Shamone! (S8, E06)

Goobacks: South Park is swamped by workers from the future, who take all the jobs for less pay. The men of South Park go to unusual lengths to stop them. "Dey turk err jurbs!" (S8, E07)

Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes: When a mall is built in South Park, the townsfolk become addicted to shopping - it'll take the boys hunting down its evil "heart" to end their misery! (S8, E09)

Pre-School: The boys are pooping their pants after hearing that Trent, a notorious bully from their pre-school years, is being released from juvenile hall - guess who put him there? (S8, E10)

Quest For Ratings: When the gang's school news programme trails far behind Craig's show, "Animals Close-Up With a Wide-Angle Lens", they pledge to boost their ratings - how far will they go? (S8, E11)

Stupid Spoiled ***** Video Playset: Paris Hilton opens a store in South Park, corrupting the town's girls in the process. It's up to Mr Slave to put things right - time for a "***** off!" (S8, E12)

Cartman's Incredible Gift: Cartman jumps off his roof while wearing cardboard wings and ends up in a coma. When he awakens he believes he has psychic powers - and the police believe it too! (S8, E13)

Woodland Critter Christmas: Stan finds talking animals building a Christmas tree in the woods. They enlist him to protect them from an evil mountain lion but things aren't what they seem. (S8, E14)