South Park, Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

Mr Garrison's Fancy New Vagina: Mr Garrison has a sex change, Kyle has an unusual operation to make him tall and athletic enough to play basketball and Kyle's dad has "dolphinoplasty"!?! (S9, E01)

Die Hippie, Die: Cartman runs a 'pest control' service to rid the town of hippies and is soon arrested, but when a plague of hippies invades South Park the town turn to him and his methods. (S9, E02)

Wing: The boys become talent agents to make an easy buck. They take on a Chinese lady named Wing and are soon confronted by the Chinese mafia, looking for a slice of the action. Fight! (S9, E03)

Best Friends Forever: Kenny is in a coma. Cartman wants life-support turned off so he can get his PSP. But Kenny's spirit is leading the armies of heaven against the demons of hell! (S9, E04)

The Losing Edge: The boys are bored of playing baseball, and concoct a plan to lose the big play-off game. Randy trains hard to become the biggest drunken jackass at each match. (S9, E05)

Erection Day: Jimmy is worried that his constant erection may stop him winning the South Park Elementary Talent Show. Solution? Intercourse with the delectable Nut-Gobbler might just do it. (S9, E07)

Marjorine: Cartman is convinced that the girls have a device which can see into the future. The boys come up with a plan to take it. Unfortunately for Butters he's a major part of the plan. (S9, E09)

Follow That Egg: In a bid to prevent Mr. Slave from marrying Big Gay Al, Mrs. Garrison forces the children to help him in an experiment to prove that gay marriages are unstable. (S9. E10)

Ginger Kids: After giving a hate speech against 'the gingers', Cartman awakens the next day with a case of 'Gingervitus' and soon rallies against the persecution of his fellow red heads. (S9, E11)

Free Willzyx: The boys are tricked into believing the killer whale at Sea Park is from the moon. How will Timmy's wheelchair, the Russian government and their skateboards help to free him? (S9, E13)

Bloody Mary: Randy is arrested for drunk driving and must attend AA, where he is told he is powerless to control himself. Maybe the bleeding Virgin Mary statue can perform a miracle or two? (S9, E14)