Two and a Half Men, Warning, it's Dirty

Charlie must decide between his fiancé and his old flame.

When Charlie's fiancé, Chelsea, convinces him to let Melissa, Alan's girlfriend, move in, the girls take over the house.

Alan plays nursemaid to Judith's baby and her tipsy mother.

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn, and Charlie is forced to mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public.

Alan recommends that Chelsea get breast reduction surgery and Charlie kicks him out.

Charlie & Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.

Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house while she gets over a bad breakup.

Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair on the cheap.

Charlie discovers that Chelsea hasn't been completely honest about her finances.

Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas.

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend, and Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith's watchful eye.

Charlie endures a colonoscopy to get out of a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents.

Alan ends up in jail after a bar fight, and Charlie worries that Chelsea might be interested in the lawyer who takes the case.

Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star in a comedy about men, women, sex, dating, divorce, mothers, single parenthood, sibling relations, surrogate families, money and, most importantly, love.

Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife...but she's not Chelsea!

Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.

Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.

Jake's friend is a bad influence but Alan likes his hot mom.

Alan tries for an intimate night with his new girlfriend.

Alan and Jake go on a road trip while Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his girlfriends past – and ZZ Top!

After Charlie's licence is suspended, Jake becomes his driver. Alan makes plans to attend Chelsea's birthday party to Charlie's chagrin.